Last week President  Bush showed a group of reporters his
Texas Ranch. There are several types of game on the ranch including
turkeys. He told the reporters that he does not let anybody hunt the
turkeys. He said that he likes turkeys. I was surprised he likes
democrats so much, I guess he is a compassionate Republican.

      Last weeks TV extravaganza was entitled Condit the Con Artist,
Produced by Media Mongol. The primary actor Con Condit was reported
unhappy with the title. He would have preferred to be known as Condit
the Barbarian.