The democrats are going all out to improve their masculine image.
Al Gore has grown a full beard. The party members are saying that he and
Clinton should kiss and make up. Fat chance, Clinton prefers smooth face
interns. We now find that Michael Jackson is working on a more masculine
image. It appears that he has trouble growing facial hair. Lately he has
been covering his face with a white scarf, could it be that he soaked it
in rogaine? The one person that has no trouble with the masculine image
is Janet Reno. She says she will campaign for Governor of Florida in her
manly red pick up truck.

     The family of President Bush owns a summer place on the coast of
Maine where they enjoy the cool ocean breezes.  However he chooses to
vacation on his ranch in hot, sultry, dusty, Texas where the temperature
goes to triple digits. Well I guess that makes sense, after all he would
prefer to be with those family oriented, hard working, law abiding,
conservatives than those obnoxious north eastern liberals.

      One of the royal folks in Europe lived for a year without the
benefit of marriage. When he decided to get married Queen Elizabeth did
not attend the wedding and sent him a casket for a wedding present. Man
she really knows how to hate